People are really spoiled these days. What we call problems… Caroline Ingalls would call luxuries (Little House on the Prairie reference for those of you that didn’t get cable back then). So before you feel the weight of your world on your shoulders… just ask: “What Would Caroline Do?” I think she’d brew up a homemade poultice to put on the scratch on her leg that gets infected and almost kills her because there were no antibiotics back then and tell us to shut the hell up.
Stupid problems we have
· Gluten level in our pet food
· No HD option for the movies you watch on your PHONE
· 5 second internet latency
· Actually using math at your job
· Pool light is out
· Teeth are stained from rich frothy coffee, expensive cigars, cigarettes and chocolate
· Missed it on sale
· That's last year’s purse
· Slow printer
· Writing something besides your name
· Tired of leftovers
· Facebook is blocked at work
· Hot beer
· TV writers strike
· The concho fell off your $60 flip flops
· 15 minute wait for the doctor
· Line at grocery store checkout
· Over done steak
· Late plane
· Stinky bug spray
· Feasible problems
· DVR hard drive crash
· Need to fax something
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