“Cougarass”

They hype around the show/movie “Jackass” and the popularity of the term “Cougar” somehow crossed paths in my mind. For those of you that don’t know what these are…

Jackass – Boys doing really stupid stunts on camera – something like my brothers would do

Cougar - A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path.

My thought... What if there were a “Cougarass” There are many opportunities for laughter in filming these situations or stunts:

· 30 boxes of Calgon in a pool
· Tattoo
· Tattoo removal
· Piercing
· Stitches
· The gym – figuring out how to use all the machines
· Dating child’s teacher
· Dating older child’s friends
· Dressing for first date, including the packing of the purse
· Textual relationships
· Restraining orders: How far can you push
· Facebook self esteem issues
· You’re going to be a Grandmother!
· Stop drinking coffee
· Wine shortage
· Victoria Secret clearance shopping
· Juniors clearance rack at any store
· Cancun trip - Cougars gone wild! Without underwire!
· Swim suit shopping
· Hannah Montana intervention
· Bling; How much is too much?
· Medication and dosage changes
· Menopause – including pre & post
· Switching teams – Is another man really the answer or should you explore your options?
· Getting the right smart phone plan
· Mastering TV remote controls
· Buying beer for boyfriend
· Meeting boyfriend’s mom
· Telling people you are pregnant when they know you've had a hysterectomy
· Figuring out the how to use the Play Station

I have enough friends to get this project started. Who’s with me?