Martha "Sue" Projects

Found a new outlet for creativity, recycling and keeping my 5 year old daughter busy; placing objects in plants and making stories. She is all over this! No TV, mind exercise, funny... it's awesome. Here are two of them. (See if you can guess which one is mine)

The other new project is; Hanging broken or unused stuff to make a wind chime. The brilliance behind this is that she loves looking for broken or unused stuff! She's inadvertently cleaning her room.

Why I'm going to hell

• At Baylor I wrote a fiction book critique research paper on the Old Testament. Then I had a religion major proofread it.
• I write ghost stories in guest books. Or "great job cleaning up the blood. I never thought this place would be the same." Or "Great web cam placement."
• I think the shoplifting prevention detectors at the entrances of Walmart should randomly sterilize 1 in 10... to start with anyway.
• I was a Danny White fan.
• One of my dogs had a head injury. He's recovering. Mostly. Once I knew he would be ok all I could think about how cool it will be to have a brain damaged dog. He holds his head cocked to the right and walks in right turns. The stairs are the best. When he follows me around I walk to the left.
• I wish desperately for a taser.
• Veggie Racial profiling: I like salad but I don't like lettuce on my sandwiches or burgers. The salad on the buns is always crappy and there's a too much of it. Lettuce salad is superior; discrimination knows no boundaries.
• I was disappointed that the documentary "Pig Bomb" was about the expanding wild pig population and not... But I love love love a show called "Cougartown" and its not about wildlife...in the forest/jungle type wildlife I mean.
• I report the old people taste testing in the bulk foods section of the grocery store.
• I told a woman at target that "she shouldn't be wearing that." - Spandex and cellulite, you paint the picture (And I was right).
• On my way home and after 15 minutes of following behind a terrible driver from Vermont, he finally pulled over at a convenience store. The first 8 "almost turns then pull back out in front of me moves" must have just been practice. Pulled in next to them to them and asked:

Me: "Visting? When you going back?"

Them: "A week"- Smiling & receptive that "Texas hospitality" they'd heard about.

Me:"Good."