Is the glass half empty of half full?

Alternative interpretations:

· I don’t care if it’s half empty or half full… All I want to know is where did some kid spill the rest of it and has it already created a stain?
· Half empty – Some kid poured a large glass of expensive organic milk, drank half and left the other out to spoil
· Half empty? Great, room for more vodka
· Half full? Still enough to wash down my valium
· Can’t anyone put their cup in the dishwasher when they are finished with it?
· Whose glass is it, is he still drinking it and is there an opportunity here to add a little something something… and is everyone’s life insurance active?
· Should I check my hubby’s latest Facebook posting to see if it’s his? He’s become addicted to Facebook. “Drinking a glass of lemonade. Half way thru I found a cat hair so I left it for my wife to clean up.”
· The glass was found in my teenager’s room and if it is ever to be used again it will need to soak for three days to get the crusted remains of who knows what out of it.
· Is it cold enough to throw on my hubby while he’s sleeping in the recliner when he should be cleaning house, washing clothes and cooking dinner?
· I don’t care, I’m too tired to think about it…